“A 21-year-old man who intentionally vomited on a spectator and his 11-year-old daughter at a Philadelphia Phillies game…”

When a six-foot man strode into a Long Island bank yesterday dressed as sci-fi super villain Darth Vader, customers and staff thought it was a joke.

But they soon realised how serious the man was when he produced a handgun and demanded cash.

Police in New York are now trying to trace the phantom menace, who stuffed cash into a bag and disappeared.

LEON, N.Y. (WIVB) – (RELEASE) After an investigation performed by the Cattaraugus County Sheriff’s Office, 17 year old Amish boy, Levi Detweiler, was arrested on counts of underage possession of alcohol, overdriving an animal, reckless endangerment and failure to stop at a stop sign.

The investigation found that Detweiler ran through a stop sign in the presence of Sheriff Deputies, an attempt was made to stop the buggy by Deputies and the suspect refused to stop.

The chase ensued for approximately 3/4 of a mile when the suspect attempted an unsafe turn in a driveway and crashed the horse and buggy.

The victim then exited the buggy and took off on foot, leaving the scene of the accident.

THE prime age for beauty in women is a relatively mature 31 years old, according to study published today.

In the survey of more than 2000 British men and women, the fresh-faced look was rejected in favor of women in their late 20s and early 30s. Confidence was also found to be more important in defining beauty than good looks.

The peak age of beauty was identified as 31 – a finding that will undoubtedly be welcomed by celebrities of the same age, including Tom Cruise’s wife Katie Holmes and I Know What You Did Last Summer star Jennifer Love Hewitt.

The exams were made public this month by Pepe, who noted that they were riddled with spelling, grammar and factual errors.

The gaffes ranged from misspellings of words such as “truning around” and “For God’s skae,” to confusing instructions, to a page that read “This is the end of the Test” when there were actually two more pages.

Pepe said she was alerted to the sloppy tests by teachers, and has since received a strong response from parents who wanted to know how the mistakes could have happened.

“This is about accountability,” Pepe said, after Ingram had taken the blame for the incident during the meeting. “The superintendent didn’t make these mistakes, but we still don’t know who did.”

“…an alleged extortion plot involving Mexican hit men hired by Wal-Mart, the Samoan mafia, an exotic dancer from Guam, her love child and a fearful farm family from Granite Falls, Minn.”

Man smuggling 18 monkeys into Mexico under his clothes arrested at airport for animal trafficking.

You can’t make this stuff up…

But… no I’m not…

“I eat small portions of crisps, sweets, chocolate, pizza, chicken, cake, doughnuts, ice cream, noodles and pop tarts all day long, so I get pretty upset when people accuse me of being anorexic.”