I was going to just post this in the headlines, but decided it needed some introduction.  It’s one of the most surreal and bizarre things I’ve ever read, yet it’s like the proverbial trainwreck- I couldn’t look away.

To sum up- Curtis got slapped by a white teacher.  And his mother (I mean, sovereign mother, intellectual property owner, creator and caretaker) is not happy.  She has a short list of demands to make this right, including a $1500 Wal-Mark gift card, every year for the next 9 years, an annual 7 Day all expense paid trip to Disney World, and of course, a personal audience with President Obama and Nation of Islam founder Louis Farrakhan.

Oh, and it’s real.

I think you’re caught up.  Now click, but you’ll need a spare half-hour or so, because you just can’t stop reading this.  (Sorry about the annoying ads)