Blippy combines Twitter and your credit card, publishing every purchase you make with your ‘blippy’ registered card.

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New scanners installed in airports are preventing chefs from smuggling smoked meats in their pants.

Literal interpretation, and immature 12-year old boy interpretation appreciated.

There is a crater on Mars named Galle.  It is nicknamed the “happy face crater” due to a semicircular mountain range and two smaller craters within the main crater that make it look like… well… a smiley face!  Here are some Bing Image results (my first time using it).

The crater was shown in the Watchmen comic book at movie.

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A leading source added that male bombers would have the explosive secreted near their appendix or in their buttocks, while females would have the material placed inside their breasts in the same way as figure-enhancing implants.

Special hydraulic fluid designed for colder temperatures was used in the turbines, but it’s not working, so neither are the turbines.

There is a plan to heat the fluid, but officials must find a contractor to do the work.

How will the heaters work? They’ll have to use either electricity or natural gas at each turbine to keep the mechanism lubricated.