Cat sex is painful. The reason: a cat’s penis has about 100 tiny barbed hooks on it. The hooks are made of the same stuff that the claws are made of.

During the mating act, the barbs scratch the heck out of the female cat’s hoo-hah.  The scratching, while painful, also releases some chemicals that let the body know that it’s time to produce some eggs.

Unlike a teenage human, a cat can’t get pregnant their first time.  It usually takes about 4 times before the body is ready.  Lions, however, don’t take any chances, so they’ll mate up to 100 times per day.

All cats are sluts.  They will mate with any male they can find – the more the better.  Cats have multiple kittens in their litters.  Something like 80% of cat litters have kittens from multiple fathers, which makes kitty child support very difficult to figure out.

Lest you think I made this all up to disturb you, here’s a video clip of the show I saw last night.

Oh, and The Ritten, who had just given birth when we got her, is grounded for life.