Seattle police say an intoxicated 25-year-old man, who told officers he believed he was a ninja, was impaled on a metal spike Monday night after a failed attempt to jump a 5-foot fence.
As police arrived to search for a suspect, one officer heard the 25-year-old’s screams and found him stuck on the fence with the metal spike jutting out from his buttock, Witt said. The man was bleeding profusely.
As a police account of the incident notes, “Clearly he was overconfident in his abilities.”

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So here’s the discussion point:
This dork is still alive. No ninja has chosen to slay him for dishonoring the ninja reputation, so does that mean there are no real ninjas anymore? Or, have the ninjas told this man he’s one of them and then let him live in his clumsiness so that everyone will assume there are no real ninjas when in fact there are?!
Three Words: Halliburton, Halliburton, Halliburton.