TNT up the keester is not a good option.

A SUICIDE bomber tried to kill a Saudi prince by detonating TNT hidden up his BACKSIDE.

Fanatic Abdullah Hassan Tali al-Asiri, 23, blew himself up – but his intended victim escaped with minor injuries.

Ah, Al-Qaeda.

Al-Qaeda then named the bomber and released his photograph together with a statement claiming responsibility for the attack.

Really guys? You claimed this dude? He blew his own ass up and did no damage to the intended target. If there was ever a time to go with the “uh… Abdullah you say? Never heard of him…” it’s with this guy.