Would be canoodlers, beware – a dumpster is not a good place for a quickie.

WICHITA — A man and woman decided to give the phrase “dumpster diving” a new twist over the weekend, crawling inside one on North Waco so they could be alone.

But while they were engaged in what Wichita police described as “an intimate moment,” they were robbed by a man armed with a pocket knife.

Now why they thought a dumpster was a good place for “an intimate moment” in the first place is way, way beyond me.

But I think we can all learn a valuable lesson here.