I’m speechless.

Boffins* have found that just under half – 47 per cent – of men first look at a women’s chest when they first meet.

And another third of men look at a woman’s waist or hips as their “first fixations”.

Shockingly fewer than 20 per cent of men look a woman in the eye when they look at them.

*Boffin is British slang for “scientist” – the closest US equivalent is “Egghead”.

But it isn’t our fault. It’s evolution. Or aesthetics.

It is thought evolution could be behind the findings as women with larger chests and slimmer waists – like stunner Kelly Brook – have higher levels of hormones and are more fertile.

But researchers believe there is a simpler reason explaining: “Men may be looking more often at the breasts because they are simply aesthetically pleasing, regardless of the size.”

So ladies, the next time a creepy guy ogles you in the grocery store, remember, it’s not his fault. It’s science.

And while we’re on the subject, feast your eyes on the most Japanese video clip ever.