Just wanted you to be aware. Any and all criticism of President Barack Obama is racist in nature.

Republican Congressman Joe Wilson shouted “You Lie” at the President the other day. He apologized. The President accepted his apology.

That, however, was not good enough. You see, the stakes are much higher:

Making an obvious reference to the Ku Klux Klan, Rep. Hank Johnson, D-Ga., said Tuesday that people will be putting on “white hoods and white uniforms again and riding through the countryside” if emerging racist attitudes, which he says were subtly supported by Wilson, are not rebuked. He said Wilson must be disciplined as an example.

So, as the man himself says so often, let me be clear:

• Calling the President a liar, even when he is lying – racist.
• Quoting the constitution – racist.
• Wanting smaller government and/or attending a protest – racist.
• Objecting to a government takeover of health care – racist.
• Not wanting government funds going to a group that systemically suborns child prostitution – racist.
• Anything Keith Olbermann objects to – racist.
• Repeatedly calling the President feckless on your low traffic blog – obviously racist. It has nothing to do with his weak ass foreign policy, and everything to do with the fact that his father was from Kenya. You got me.

Picture totally and unabashedly ripped off from Ace.

Important Update: Not 10 minutes after posting this did Drudge post this gem from my second favorite feckless President.