*and other things I hope that I never see on my future daughter’s Christmas wish list.

A duo of revolting developments that have made their way around the blag-o-sphere today:

1. A Stripper Inspired Tassle T-Shirt

2. A Pole Dancer Action Figure

Because Bratz were just a little too subtle.

This one’s almost ancient in web terms, but don’t forget about breast-feed-me-baby complete with halter top:

I won’t do the righteous indignation or snark as well as others out there, so I’ll leave it The Other McCain, who leads off with “God owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology” and goes downhill from there.

Michelle Malkin has been on this beat for a while now. She calls it the Girls Gone Wild culture. I personally blame Sex & The City, and before that, Friends.