The President’s new argument – In looking at the ongoing battle between package delivery services, the winners: UPS and FedEx. The Loser: The Post Office.

Therefore, we should have government run health care.

Wait… now what was that?

“UPS and FedEx are doing just fine.”

“It’s the Post Office that’s always having problems”

Er… Mr. President… the Post Office is a government entity. UPS and FedEx are private businesses.

Thanks for making our argument for us.