I’m sorry Korn Dog.

In case this story wasn’t enough of an incentive to hold off on the sluttiness, Miley Cyrus decided it was a really good idea to shimmy up a stripper pole, at THE FRICKIN TEEN CHOICE AWARDS.

Um. She’s 16.

I’m glad Achy Breaky finds mooching off his daughter’s fame is worth her becoming the next Britney. I thought it was bad when she had her Victoria Secret hair and was writhing around the stage at 14. I’m glad this girl is being held as an example for how young girls should act and flaunt their lady bits all over the place.

Oh, sure she can quote the bible, but she also dated a 20 year old that her Dad set her up with. Between this story and this one, I fear for children of the world everywhere.

I dislike this girl immensely.