I have been sitting on this since last week, never quite sure if it was true or not. Now that Fox has picked it up, it must be true. Right?
I can honestly say, without shame or embarrassment, that I want to have children with this sandwich.
I do have one request for KFC, and that is for more bacon. Seriously, only two slices? I think, nay, I know you can do better.

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#1: Everything you read on Fox is true.
#2. I, too, was holding off to see if this was a hoax. When I saw this on Red Eye last night, I was set to post this morning. You beat me to it. I blame time zones.
#3. I know where I'm going for lunch today. And tomorrow.
afk, vomiting
To make room for your tasty Double Down, I presume.
no… just, no.
"Because meat is the new bread!"