I’ve had this one sitting around for a while, but I just found the magazine while cleaning.

According to Nerdular Nerdance:

A 12 Pound Goose that hits a plane traveling at 150 mph (common takeoff speed) hits with roughly the same amount of force as dropping a grand piano from the second story of a building.

Ouch.

From the same article:
It would take 300 to 500 piranhas about 5 minutes to strip the flesh off of a 180-pound human.

Double Ouch.