Douchebag, to be very clear. Michelle Malkin calls him a bastard. I’ll take either.

The Republican Governor of South Carolina, Mark Sanford, has been “missing” for a few days.

If you haven’t followed the saga, it’s been extremely odd. He disappeared over Father’s day weekend, and according to some sources, neither his staff or his wife knew where he was. (Other reports had him hiking in the woods.)

Turns out he was in Argentina, carrying on an affair.

He should resign. Now.

How wonderful for the many staff members and loyal supporters of his. Seriously, dude. Keep it in your pants.