For over a hundred years we’ve been using toilet tissues the same old way. Now there’s a better way with the extended reach and comfortable to use Comfort Wipe™. It grabs and holds the toilet tissue in perfect postions so you can easily wipe yourself. When you’re done, just dispense the soiled tissue right in the toilet with the press of a button. Comfort Wipe™ extends your reach a full 18″ while the anotomical design follows the contours of your body for perfect cleaning. It’s perfect for everyone, especially if you have trouble easily reaching because of physical limitations such as bad shoulder or other mobility litimations. Now you’ll never have to touch a dirty toilet tissue!
I wonder if we’ll see this one on Pitchmen.
Source: Dave Ryan
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Ha- I was going to fix the spelling errors in your quote, until I realized that it was directly from the website.
They can't even use spell check?
Oh, and that is the second most disturbing video I've seen today.
This is the first.
Note that she can't even get the paper to drop for the video. She has to shake it.
"It helps you maintain your dignity" … but doing a commercial about it does not. Epic Fail.