Adding to our ever-expanding list of things you can’t call 911 for… missing orange juice.

Raibin Osman called 911 after not getting the carton of orange juice he ordered
from an Aloha, Ore., McDonald’s.

Apparently, they ordered, went home, “little brother is crying for his orange juice and stuff,” they drove back with the receipt, and they wouldn’t give him his orange juice. Osman says, “She was laughing at my brother-in-law because he ordered the food and he couldn’t speak English right and she’s not even showing up in the window now.”

The McDonalds manager also called 911, but was no more elegant with their call. “They got mad because they told me to give them more food… And I told them I can’t give any free food away. And they started telling me bad words and all that.”

Though I do have to laugh at the name of the article…, “Missing Juice Causes McRage.”