That Betty Crocker doesn’t know S***

Jeff and I decided on a lark that we wanted to make sangria the other night. We went to our trusty Betty Crocker Cookbook, and found the following recipe:

2/3 cup Lemon Juice
1/3 cup Orange Juice
1/4 cup Sugar
One bottle dry red wine

We actually had two bottles of wine, one a Merlot, the other a Cabernet. Both turned out to be sour and disgusting. DO NOT try this at home.