So my parents, and Jeff and The Wife (r), have these canasata cards. If you don’t know what Canasta is, you’re not old enough. Once you turn 70, you automatically know these things. Now, back to the cards. So Kalena and I are jealous of them because they are really nice. They look like this:

But all they sell at the store are these really really lame ‘Canasta Caliente’ cards. They look like this:

Turns out… the really good Bicycle ones… discontinued. They are going on most sites for $30! Terrible. Terrible.