Edgar D. Mitchell, the sixth man to walk on the moon, feels that it is time for the US Government to finally release all the information they have on visits from Space Aliens.

Mitchell belongs to the Paradigm Research Group, which has given the Obama administration until May to release all classified documents relating to Alien encounters, or else they will “make it as difficult on them as possible” by releasing their own documents to the media.

But don’t think of that as a threat. As the founder of the PRG says “you don’t threaten the United States government, they’re heavily armed …“

I think in an new era of hope and change, the government should release the documents. I mean, we’re already releasing CIA memos- what possible damage could Alien memos do?

(Here’s hoping that President Pantywaist addresses this in his weekly prime time television address.)