Alright Kiddies, I’m back from a mini break, and I’m going to lead off with a post about Ladies Night.

It turns out that Ladies Night is not just for bars. In fact, I found 2 non-bar Ladies Night activities in the last week.

#1 is Caswells Shooting Range in Mesa. On Tuesdays and Fridays ladies get free lane fees and gun rentals.

#2 is Speedway Raceway, a Go-Kart track in Phoenix. On Wednesdays Ladies get discounts on races. But that is not all. Ladies in bikini tops race for free all night. And if you are a guy lucky enough to be able to round up 3 chicks in bikini tops and can convince them to head out to the track with you, you’ll get one free race too.

Ladies dressed as Naughty Nurses will get whatever they want. Any guy that brings 3 ladies dressed as Naughty Nurses will be worshiped as a God.

Special Note: I’m instituting a standing rule where any .: legitimate :. mention of Naughty Nurses is worth 10,000 arbitrary points.