Kim Kardashian (much like Paris Hilton) is a fake celebrity, best known (much like Paris Hilton) for a sex-scandal tape. And she lives in a media vacuum.

I know this because clearly anyone who has had any media contact last 2 weeks has heard of the wildly publicized Travis the chimpanzee attack. And anyone who heard that story would know not to get a chimpanzee as a pet. But that didn’t stop K.K. and family.

I don’t know what’s more likely to follow. A Kardashian/chimpanzee mauling tape, or a Kardashian/chimpanzee sex tape.