He’s now hawking the “Slap Chop,” which is some type of food chopper. It will, of course, revolutionize your life.

The commercial has some traditional vince-isms like “you know we can’t do this all day” and “beware of imitators,” but it also contains some new classics like “you’ll like my nuts” and some type of lyrical refrain involving “tacos, linguini, martini, bikini.”

This guy is infomercial gold.

See the long version of the commercial here.