I don’t know if this is a monstrosity or a fantastic ideas. Like all great innovations, probably a little of both.
Behold… the The Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built.
The end zones are salsa and queso. The field is guacamole. The yard-lines are sour cream. The goal posts are slim-jims. The players are Vienna sausages with cheese “helmets.” The stadium itself is made of Twinkies. There is also a nasty sounding bacon railing holding back the spectators (chips).
If I made one, I’d not use the bacon, and use something different for the players.

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I was with you until you said Twinkie. It just doesn’t seem to mesh with the rest of the flava’s.
And, since there’s an xkcd comic for everything, try this one on for size bacon hater.
Perhaps little olive penguins for players?
One commenter apparently suggested substituting corn dogs for Twinkies.
This is the third time I have seen this “snack” today. hehe.
Corn Dogs would be a welcome improvement. Or Corn Dog Nuggets Even.
Stacy – I got this from Dar, who is our link to all of our Ikariam friends.
Jeff – I agree. I’m not as much of a Twinkie hater as you, but they don’t jive with the other tastes.
Corn dogs and their nugget counterpoints would be welcome additions.
I like the penguines players. I’m also ok with just changing them to meat and cheese crackers or something (different colors of cheese still for different teams).
I think the idea works without the chip spectators too… if we can’t agree on what the walls should be made of!
Beer bottles/cans for the stadium walls?
Well that makes sense since he was in the IRC channel I saw it in first.