I don’t know if this is a monstrosity or a fantastic ideas. Like all great innovations, probably a little of both.

Behold… the The Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built.

The end zones are salsa and queso. The field is guacamole. The yard-lines are sour cream. The goal posts are slim-jims. The players are Vienna sausages with cheese “helmets.” The stadium itself is made of Twinkies. There is also a nasty sounding bacon railing holding back the spectators (chips).

If I made one, I’d not use the bacon, and use something different for the players.