Imagine my surprise when I saw ShamWow! on the shelf at Target today. I distinctly remember Vince telling me that ShamWow! is not available in stores.

Actually, upon review of the commercial, it’s the announcer at the end that makes the claim. So maybe Vince is unaware of his deception. But I always got the impression that Vince called the shots at ShamWow! HQ. I can’t imagine anything goes on without his knowledge or consent.

Either way my confidence is shattered. I wonder what else Vince lied to me about. Do I really spend $20 a month on Paper Towels? Is ShamWow! really made in Germany? Will it really last 10 years? Do Olympic divers really use ShamWow! Is any of it true? Sigh.

If you need me, I’ll be in the corner weeping softly, sopping the tears up with a paper towel.