Vladimir Putin- Judo Master, Former KGB Chief, Onetime and Future President of Russia, current Prime Minister, and all-around good guy, can add another thing to his resume… Tiger Hunter.
The multi-talented dictator in disguise swung by a national park in Siberia the other day, just as a Tiger escaped and ran toward a camera crew that was in the area. Putin whipped out his standard issue Prime Minister tranquilizer gun and shot the tiger, saving the lives of everyone.
After the beast (the tiger) was sedated he helped measure the tiger’s teeth and then fitted it with a satellite collar for tracking.
Yes, this is a real news story. Am I the only one who thinks this smacks of the Dear Leader’s 11 hole-in-ones?
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